With Pirates, I would REALLY love it if Elizabeth wasn't in it. Jack AND Will would make me love you forever. And I LUFFS Davy Jones and Barbossa, if you want to make a bad guy one! Any text is fine, and, comment links (if with Jack and Will) would be cool as : Don't Touch Jack's Dirt! for the post a comment one, and Touched Jack's Dirt, as the posted.
Aaand well anything villainous with the Barbossa and Davy ones :P
Aaannnddd um ya. I'll give you a GIANT cookie if you do any of these for me! PLZ?